[slow clap]

lol wtf is gardians o teh world

lol wtf is gardians o teh world

Well that's a silly name for a sequel.

Well that's a silly name for a sequel.

I can personally attest that the four-screen theater in the small town I grew up in did not have carpeting, but had very hard concrete floors that squeaked when you walked on them because of the years of stuff that had been dumped and smushed into them.

I can personally attest that the four-screen theater in the small town I grew up in did not have carpeting, but had very hard concrete floors that squeaked when you walked on them because of the years of stuff that had been dumped and smushed into them.

In fairness, the 80s-era iPhones were really difficult to carry around, mostly because of the full-size typewriter keyboards.

In fairness, the 80s-era iPhones were really difficult to carry around, mostly because of the full-size typewriter keyboards.

And the movie takes the smug level to astronomical heights, too…

And the movie takes the smug level to astronomical heights, too…

[smoke fills the room]
[ominous guitar chord]
MIIIIIIINDDDFREEEEAAAAAK
ONOMMMMMMICCCSSSSS!!!!

[smoke fills the room]
[ominous guitar chord]
MIIIIIIINDDDFREEEEAAAAAK
ONOMMMMMMICCCSSSSS!!!!

Plan B is a time machine.

Plan B is a time machine.

Oh, yes you are.

It's so not just you. Honestly, I thought the animation was also way off. The whole short gave me the impression is was done as a test pilot for the series, before everything (voices, look, etc.) had been finalized. It's a fine toon, but it really feels like something they did much earlier and held back until they…

It's so not just you. Honestly, I thought the animation was also way off. The whole short gave me the impression is was done as a test pilot for the series, before everything (voices, look, etc.) had been finalized. It's a fine toon, but it really feels like something they did much earlier and held back until they…

Bill and Ted, but I'm also sure a full-length Warners vs. Death movie would trump B&T.

Bill and Ted, but I'm also sure a full-length Warners vs. Death movie would trump B&T.