That seemed to work out well.

That seemed to work out well.

For Our Consideration: Fire hot.

For Our Consideration: Fire hot.

I choose to believe the parenthetical is part of the actual title.

I choose to believe the parenthetical is part of the actual title.

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Shit ain't cheap, son.

Shit ain't cheap, son.

The DVDs of Pamela Anderson's terrible sitcom?

The DVDs of Pamela Anderson's terrible sitcom?

Is this a new gimmick? Please let this be a new gimmick. Hyper-specificity is awesome.

Is this a new gimmick? Please let this be a new gimmick. Hyper-specificity is awesome.

In fairness, it's a Lifetime movie—multimillion is probably something like 1.5 million.

In fairness, it's a Lifetime movie—multimillion is probably something like 1.5 million.

Hey…has anyone seen the Olsen twins lately?

Hey…has anyone seen the Olsen twins lately?

As ever, death is a sad occasion, and far be it from me to make light of it, or detract from reminiscences of a life. Having said that, this is as good a place as any—I hate to be that guy, and I could never stand it when I saw other people do this, but I was surprised and a little disappointed to not see an RIP…

As ever, death is a sad occasion, and far be it from me to make light of it, or detract from reminiscences of a life. Having said that, this is as good a place as any—I hate to be that guy, and I could never stand it when I saw other people do this, but I was surprised and a little disappointed to not see an RIP…