DON'T DATE HOLOGRAMS!

DON'T DATE HOLOGRAMS!

OK, how's this:

OK, how's this:

This has been another visit…to Dot's Poetry Corner.

This has been another visit…to Dot's Poetry Corner.

Erm…very small rocks?

Erm…very small rocks?

Yeah, I think you're gonna be one depressed hater come Finals time.

Yeah, I think you're gonna be one depressed hater come Finals time.

This movie's existence saddens me—I'm pretty sure there's a good, creepy, atmospheric horror movie to be made about the situation at Pripyat, and I'm pretty sure this isn't anything close to that movie.

This movie's existence saddens me—I'm pretty sure there's a good, creepy, atmospheric horror movie to be made about the situation at Pripyat, and I'm pretty sure this isn't anything close to that movie.

I think it bears mentioning, though, that the target audience for this movie almost certainly has no idea what happened at Chernobyl, and were almost definitely born after the fact.

I think it bears mentioning, though, that the target audience for this movie almost certainly has no idea what happened at Chernobyl, and were almost definitely born after the fact.

GTFO

GTFO

Let's burn this mother down!

Let's burn this mother down!

Let's burn this mother down!

Let's burn this mother down!