I can’t say I’m that surprised. I’d be more surprised if she hooked up with Burlesque Queen Dita von Teese (look her up (SafeSearch Off, of course ;) ) ), but that’s only in the darkest depths of my libido.

“Your family changed your name TO ‘Latrine’?”

Last night I learned that’s where A.P. Bio went, and that it’s up to Season 4 already. Where did the time go?!

Charles brought up the Boyle Family Farm in Iowa before, when speaking before the Council of Cousins about where to go for vacation, and Gina convinced them all to go to Aruba. Where she found out all 18 of them have sleep apnea.

As boring as it may sound, I would like to read the texts of these laws in fictional worlds [cough] SHRA! [cough] Sokovia Accords! [cough], just to see what all the fuss is about, and to see how they would affect the real world.

Pretty much every cryptocurrency sounds like a scam, or a front for money laundering.

Did you say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!????

How many times has Charles said something incredibly inappropriate at work enough that would send a real person to HR for a stern talking to?

Always glad to see more Archer.

I’m down for that. This show’s 4th season finale was a bog ol’ Sealab 2021 tribute in disguise.

I thought it was a missed opportunity they didn’t let Kal-EL know that, oh I don’t know, Kara’s back from the Phantom Zone, and brought her still-alive dad with her! Forgot why he was put there in the 1st place. And bring Lois and the boys, too. Could be funny if they call her “Aunt Kara” while looking only a decade…

Oof. Bad night for Jake; he let his best fremesis get away, and he got suspended, but he also acted OUT of character. Previous seasons showed he’s smarter than that.

My theory: Jake’s well-known friendship with Doug Judy, who escaped from jail to another country, factored into the length of time he’s suspended.

Does the Netherlands have an extradition treaty with the U.S.?

Really? I thought his talents (which I first beheld as Dr. Cox on Scrubs) are not being used to their fullest in this role.

Well, there was that one time Gina got stabbed for what she said to her fans/followers in her cult of personality.

I hoped, and long predicted, that it would end with Charles arresting Doug, partially out of petty jealousy that Jake has other friends, and mostly because Doug’s a career criminal who puts Jake’s job at risk by being his friend. Seeing Charles finally appear in a Jake-&-Doug caper seemed to hint at that.

And Stephen going “What the FU--?!” in slow motion.

When Jordan told Jonathan that their dad thinks he’s made of glass, Jonathan was in the best place to call back to Superman’s “World of Cardboard” speech from JLU’s last episode, but didn’t. Could have gone like “Nah, man, it’s not like you’re made of glass, it’s everyone else compared to you. No, it’s more like you…

Nah, unlike Druckmann, John Romero at least knows about the concept of “fun”.