Zombie damn well better keep the cars. The Munster mobile and Dragula are works of art.

Bacchus? He was the god of wine and getting drunk.

Would be funny if Abraham’s Boys tied into the other Dracula movies from Hammer Studios, like either Max or Rudy is the father of Peter Cushing’s character from Dracula 1972, grandson of Abraham Van Helsing and grandfather of a girl who gets swept up into a gang of London hippies (stay with me here) under the sway of…

Was that the premise of an Indiana Jones PC game, or some other Indy media?

Yup. I gotta scroll down the comments to find mine after someone replied to and/or starred them. Same deal with Cracked.

I think even Freyja called Rocket a rabbit, too.

I like to think Indy surviving a nuclear blast in a lead-lined fridge is a side-effect of drinking from the Holy Grail.

True. The best Indy woman. Willie was annoying AF, and Elsa was a Nazi (and dead).

More like pulling a Cracked. The comment sections under their articles are screwed up again.

If I do manage to find a box of this in the store, I’d happily eat it, in defiance of my health-nut brother’s dieting regimen, and keep the box. With my small collection of empty bottles of hard-to-find beers.

Joking about a superhero movie cliché in a superhero movie? With out Deadpool? How rude!

Is “Shady Acres” a generic retirement home name in fiction, like “Oceanic Airlines”?

And it’s a joy to scroll through the comment sections to find mine after I’m notified someone liked and/or replied to them.

Whitesnake? Are you mad? That’s obviously the lead singer from Poison!

Somehow, The Venture Bros. made it work, by having superhero/scientist v. supervillain fights be regulated by two competing bureaucratic bodies: the Office of Secret Intelligence (for protagonists), and the Guild of Calamitous Intent (for antagonists). They “poured piping hot bureaucracy on our laps!”, as Col. Hunter…

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

And joined the Secret Avengers, who... kinda did the same thing? I dunno, it depended on the writer. Under Ed Brubaker, the team had that high-flying espionage action, and Beast was their Q. Under Warren Ellis, he was know-it-all chatterbox, but was super helpful and had the funniest lines. Under RIck Remender, I…

I’m not at all surprised a gala with the name “Hellfire”* in it turned out to be shady and a little creepy. I wouldn’t trust any social gathering named “Hellfire”, unless it was a heavy metal festival.

Yeah, I thought Captain America would wear a more formal military uniform to this sort of thing. I’m unaware of any history between him and Gyrich. 

Or make him play the worst round of “Stop hitting yourself” ever.