Three kick buttons, but only one punch!

Not that good, but I think it helps...

Alternative version:

I’m a bad person...

Thgere you go! The Doctors’ hype

I don’t know if this counts for the contest, because it’s not from a fighting game, but I felt this was a Yakuza crossover that might plausibly happen, even if Kiryu never makes it into Tekken:

I threw Yellow Dog Linux on there and booted it up about twice, mostly to see the six Penguins show up and make me feel like I had a hexacore supercomputer. Then I blew it away when I needed the space.

When settlements allow companies to provide free goods/services in lieu of cash payouts, they always offer up the worst-performing goods/services.

You can get any new Vita game of your choice

“You also have to claim you used the Other OS functionality and think your console lost value when Sony took that functionality away...”

Not quite the case (emphasis on relevant bit):

$65...isn’t that the price of a new game plus tax?
Let’s just cut the middle man out, give me a free new game, they can save their money and I won’t bitch and complain. Win/Win

...and the writing. I mean... it’s absolutely appalling.

More or less my reaction to it: beautiful, but absolutely zero substance.

I got it for $2 off a PSN flash sale since I heard it was an easy plat, turned it off after two hours, and have yet to return to it. Beautiful graphics, but not much else.

Seriously. The EcoBoosted Flex is a sweet road trip machine

Then you, in fact, do not like cars.

Average? No. But if I have learned anything from real people not actors, its that the average person is dumb.

With their noses blurred, could the average person pick the A6 out from the Areton in a lineup?