I’m legit curious why you think a Madden game isn’t a real video game? Like, if Madden isn’t a video game... what is?

It’s literally got everything you could ask of a game now: Single-player campaign (That’s surprisingly well-developed and is closer to Heavy Rain than it is a sports game) a multiplayer game, a…

The one exception is good satire

Hip-hop, hands down. In quantity, variety, and style. Country has a very limited palette, and almost all American cars.

“So don’t front, MC Ren ‘cuz I remember when you drove a B-210"

You could potentially need ass-stick removal surgery as well. Why do you dislike “celebrity gamers”, and how do you define that?

“Oh, I’m a hardcore Doki Doki Lit Club player. I’m like, the best in the world at that game.” “Hmm.”

No grown adult should care about “gamer cred.”

I mean, you can try. But at the end of the day he is Snoop Dogg and you are not. So don’t be surprised if things don’t go in your favor.

Does he get away with it because it is medicinal? I know it’s a little BS, but he does have his card in the state of CA.

People who are legitimately mad about this need to remove the sticks from their asses.

I mean, I pretend to work and get paid, so I can’t hate...

Question: why are you at this site dedicated to covering video games and video game related culture?

because working on “art” is much more exciting (for many) than working on “non-creative” projects

that sounds like a good way to draw out a fight to be long and boring.

They are trying to make a balanced game and you want them to put in a character who no doubt would have a miniscule hitbox? Dream on.

Paging Mr. Gale Banks... Your welder and 2 engine blocks have arrived at the loading dock.

Blah blah blah, fancy pricey trucks. Come drive tiny cars.

Now a 6.0 liter diesel V-12 is just a madman away!

In. Line. 6. In a half-ton.