Thanks, pal.

“FOUND AFTER SWALLOWING 1/2 PACK OF GUM IN ROOM AT HOME, EMPTY WRAPPERS EVERYWHERE”

Direct TV ad: some people like having a coaxial cable up their anus.

“WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA”

• “SWALLOWED 3 PLASTIC PUSH-PINS IN A DARE AT SCHOOL, WON $15"

Was gonna star but it has 45, couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Find your flashlight? Find my keys and I’ll drive us both out!

Just laughed and said coaxial cable in front of four kids and my in laws. This should lead to a great explanation.

Laugh now, but this guy is eventually gonna figure out a way to have sex with those girls on PornHub, and we’ll be calling him the Thomas Edison of the 21st century.

Depends on how many channels he got.

• BIKE REFLECTOR

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Track: Harvest For The World | Artist: The Isley Brothers | Album: Harvest for the World

I haven’t bought a Nintendo system since the SNES, and I find myself perennially in love with how Nintendo completely confounds and baffles its detractors—who’ve been waiting for decades to see the ship sink—with new and innovative product releases. They’re one of those companies who, even though I don’t really buy…

I believe you meant to say that EVERYTHING is going to get fucked in the next couple of years, barring a few CEO and stockholder’s wallets. I bet, despite a 14% tax cut, we’ll still get more loot box schemes because “game development is so expensive!!!” And unfortunately we’ll still have a bunch of Stockholm syndrome…

““It is also important that this reform benefit our industry’s 220,000 employees and millions of customers, and put our nation on a path to long-term economic prosperity.” - The Entertainment Software Association praises the Republican tax reform bill which just passed Congress and permanently cuts the corporate tax…

I wish we just had to pay $90 for a game and it came completed. I don’t particularly care for DLC unless I’m buying the game packaged with it all at once after release anyway. Otherwise once I finish a game, even if I enjoy it, I rarely come back to it.

“It is also important that this reform benefit our industry’s 220,000 employees and millions of customers, and put our nation on a path to long-term economic prosperity.” - The Entertainment Software Association praises the Republican tax reform bill which just passed Congressand permanently cuts the corporate tax…