I miss the feeling of using a can opener to open two holes on a tin can of icecold ecto cooler on a hot summers day. One of the best feeling ever.

I still have my POG collection at my mom's house. I used import them and deal slammers back at school like they were high grade chronic.

They asked mythical creature. Sheesh!

Kodiak marmoset. Why? Because fuck you that's why!

My son has been begging me for this since he saw it,which gives me a great excuse to use on the misses.

I don’t think you’re supposed to headbutt or play crash test dummy during coital affairs. At least I don't think so.

No, Wiz said it was "Da Bomb." Yeah, it was good herb. Never mind.

Well there goes my life again. I invested nearly 1500 hours in the first game so whats 1500 more?

Thanks for the years of....whatever Kotaku is and all you have done or yada yada yada. Good luck on the new hentai translation job and hopefully I get to enjoy more of your work there.

Funny, because that's how I feel about my PS4.

Did someone say crack pipe?

She looks like this Spanish girl I used to work with. She was....nice and...had a great personality.

I actually got to meet him and his sons at the Newport Jazz Festival when I was a teen. They played a great show and we're all really nice. It's a shame he passed away.

Compared to the NES games of old, Dark Souls is easy. Yeah you die but you can start back at a spawn point. In the old NES games when you died a enough times, that's it. You have to start right at the beginning.

Sorry to hear that. Last year I had to have two coworkers walk me off a plane because I couldn't even stand straight at the end of the flight. Dramamine should do the trick.

To be on the safe side I take it like an hour before a flight or whenever I think I might deal with something that can trigger it. And it lasted a solid 10 hours at the amusement park for me.

I suffer from vertigo. Dramamine works very well, well enough for me to ride roller-coasters if I take two. If that doesn't help ask your doctor for prescription strength meclizine.

The interior looks like they stole from Pontiac and Oldsmobile for two decades and pieced whatever they could together.

They should've given it another. I get they were trying to capitalize on nostalgia but it's not close to BF 1 or 2. No space battles, no single player mode, lacking tons of characters, and weak modes of play.