Steampunk Batman?

They’re all sexier than anyone I’ve dated.

Does that make Keeping up with the Khardashians the sequel? The prequel? Or still just a pile of festering shit?

Indiana Jones is a pirate cowboy.

So many porns.

Crocodile Dundee begs to differ.

Windows would like to update firmware.

Right there with you. Had an ‘08 Legacy sport 5spd that got decimated in a hail storm a couple years back. It was a sad day when the tow truck came rolling by. Got a ‘12 Impreza hatch(along with the oil consumption)... So long story short, I now drive a ‘14 Accord. It kinda makes me feel like I'm in my legacy again.…

Sometimes voting with your dollar is a bad thing. A fool and their money...

But...but and Golden Coral you can take an extra box home from the all you can eat bar for $1.99 extra. C’mon ‘merica, vote with your stomach. (I mean literally pull that handle with your juicy man tits. )

Reminds me of the days I laid to waste as a child, dreaming of being on supermarket sweep.

I am still shaving my entire body in preparation. Just in case. I want to be smooth like for running crazy in the streets.

Mosquito: annoying little flying leeches; or biological drones from the future?