Benjamin Martin approves this as his origin story.

Premature ejaculation joke?

Act of God you say?

There's a (fake?) penis.

I can see it now. Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2 HD for XBOX 360/PS3 and Kingdom Hearts 3 for XBOX 360/PS3

WIN HAHAHAHA

It's a baby. He more than likely won't remember the lion trying to nom nom his itty bitty grape.

That looks like....A BAYBEH!!!!

How about getting rid of that stupid lag compensation? Also hit detection. If I shoot a rocket and it misses I'm fine with getting a hit marker, but if it hits a guy square in the gut and I only get a hit marker then I get angry.

Can we hope they get rid of the stupid lag compensation and start using dedicated servers?

Interesting last name.

I like the part where the game has infinite ammo.

You sir speak the truth!

And they cancelled MegaMan Legends 3? What the hell is this-I don't even.....

You mean Nolan's swan song on the Batman franchise correct? lol

July lol

I was onboard until I saw the teeth

Why does this story sound so familiar?

Should have used one of the rear tires from The Dark Knight's Tumbler for the back tire.

Awwwkwarrrd