Good on you, Australia, for doing something right for once that wasn’t Tim Tam related.

I think if Michelle was gonna step out on Barack, it would not be with Bill.

“Also tucked in the bill...is the legalization of armor piercing bullets, so long as they are marketed for ‘sporting purposes.’” Yeah, because you know Bambi is kitted out in full fucking Kevlar as she gambols around the meadow. Fucking lunatics are in charge right now.

I’ve read Kinja for years, and never created an account until this time as I felt the need to post this...

Stacey Dash.

This is who they made Forever 21 for. This is who they make Pantene Hair conditioner for.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

I miss Kara

I mean, to defend business leaders a bit, this is also not how you run a business.

I feel like it’s “Apprentice in Paradise.”

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

It’s a sign he has a phobia of stairs.

Stop saying Pop for prez. I know it’s a joke, but we are dumb and most likely will elect a basketball coach as President. I know he’s very smart. He’s a great leader. And he especially would tell you to cut that shit out and start taking politics seriously so as to avoid repeating the mistake of voting for the most…

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Maybe remind her calls for a revolution are easy when her kids won’t be the ones dying in the streets.

I love Hildi so much. I think my favorite is when she did a family’s kitchen and put wine bottle labels on the wall as wallpaper and the other couple flipped during the reveal because they were Christians and she defiled their space with alcohol. Hildi is the best.

If you wanted to go to law school with a kid, you should have been born a man like God intended.

I trust my two year old (who draws on her face, assaults her sister, and puts toys in the diaper genie) more than I trust the elected President of the United States.

Here in Palm Beach County there have been protests pretty much every time he comes to town and the big issue has been positioning the protests so he can see them and making sure he knows they’re PROTESTS and not supporters.