Especially since lots of people get visas, come here legally, and then just overstay their time. Hard for a wall to prevent that.

I agree with you. And I want to caveat, my complaints are something women have been dealing with forever. If I were to put on a feminist hat, I would argue my issues are tied into that motherfucking patriarchy. Women can’t escape it, gay men can’t escape it, and it’s all tied to standards defined by that nebulous…

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

My parents still have all those books on a shelf somewhere, so there’s at least 2 of us. I will always remember BookIt as it was the only time I got to go to Pizza Hut!

Did those things really happen? I am literally not sure what is real or satire/sarcasm when it comes to this administration anymore.

You just KNOW it was more about “letting people at Mar-A-Lago see how cool and important he is” than it was about actual national security. “Ooh looky me I’m president doing president stuff!” (Meanwhile Bannon pulls out a literal camera to hold over classified docs while Toddler In Charge smug mugs for the camera).

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

In the United States, we’ve been primed to believe that wealth comes from hard work and intelligence. Since Trump is wealthy, this line of thought goes, he must be pretty smart. And, he’s saying the things his supporters “are all thinkings”. Isn’t that what we kept being told during the campaign? “He says what I’m…

You wont get your own cereal acting like that Kirk.

The white lady who is forever changed by her encounter with the forgiving black healer? Fuck this shit.

Fuck yeah, buddy. I would hug you if I could.

I’ve never called an elected representative in my life. I just did. I expected to have to leave a voicemail, but someone picked up on the first ring! This caught me off guard, so I stammered my way through what I wanted to say about the last couple of weeks, especially this weekend. Who knows if the congressperson I…

that is a retired NHL player crushing the Grammy Award-winning artist Justin Bieber.

Yes. It just reminds me of conversations I have had in this vein, and how stupid I/we must have looked. The rocking, omg, the rocking.

This is amazing.

At least he used the correct version of “you’re” ;)

Nah, you should laugh at this white supremacist who keeps stealing from a much classier black man. How embarrassing!

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?