I was so tired after my 3:48 Chicago Marathon that I couldn't have cared less about getting under 3:40, or any substantive time.

For locals, Fieri's hair is the least interesting part of this case. The perp was 17 at the time, from a wealthy family in Marin County. Kid RAPPELLED into the dealership to steal Fieri's yellow Lamborghini, which is only part of the compelling one-kid crime spree. He also commandeered an empty mansion to throw…

You should try an ultra!

"Every player should go see a psychiatrist once a week upon leaving the game."

Yeah, this. Rugby celebrations are much more muted because A) we can't dance and B) rugby culture allows for mild-to-severe (and always surreptitious) revenge beating/raking in case of excessive celebration. Which cuts rugby celebrations down to about 10% of football's and so far as I know, there are zero laws on…

Cultural note: part of what makes this match so freakin' huge in Spain is that it's basically the Confederacy vs. Union. Barcelona is the capital of Catalonia, which is an autonomous region of Spain. And Catalans will get all up in your grill to remind you that Catalan "is not Spain". It goes deeper than, say, San…

Outstanding detail, thanks FartHammer. Thanks, too, for your handle, which I am now going to steal.

Jesus, what a horse. Anyone else notice that his tooth is actually sticking well out of his cheek?

Best one yet

You're all off, little sperms. The egg is down there!

Hello brother, Delta Eta chapter here.

Too bad Leyland didn't come into Bonds' life about twenty years earlier. 100% pure douchebag, Bonds, and so glad he's been humiliated as the cheating fuck that he is.

Too bad Leyland didn't come into Bonds' life about twenty years earlier. 100% pure douchebag, Bonds, and so glad he's been humiliated as the cheating fuck that he is.

That's him — one in the same

Liz Weil's grandpop invented the Reuben (she's a frequent NYT freelancer), and yeah, it was in Nebraska, I'm pretty sure

This was a really bad look for Banes

God, that's a fucking dumb statement, on so many levels. First, it's not true (rugby & baseball both have elaborate and illegal unspoken rules for payback). Second, it wasn't a clean hit. Third, fighting is legal in the NHL. Three errors in one sentence bro!

"TMQ law holds that cold coach equals victory. On Saturday, Michigan State's Mark Dantonio showed up wearing a windbreaker, while Iowa's Kirk Ferentz wore short sleeves. At this point, I wrote GAME OVER in my notebook."

Yes! California is a terrible, terrible place. You should all leave. I mean, we should all leave! Seriously, don't come here.

Pretty sure there are more than six living Medal of Honor winners. Wait, yep — wikipedia lists 79 — don't know if that's 100% accurate, but wondering how you got "six"?