Kudos on the suitable portmanteau then. I just like oversteer and think octopi are cool ;-)

Nice! I like that you've kept it looking stock. The place I live is an ocean of herrafrush WRXs riding on garish orange/red/purple/blue powdercoated rims, driven by clueless teenagers with flat-brimmed hats... it's refreshing to see one of my favorite cars given the sleeper treatment instead.

Pics of your WRX?

How do you steer around the track with a boner? That would affect my handling dynamics.

I don't know how old you are, but I remember the eye-burning stench old cars used to crop dust as they went down the road. I don't "blame" the EPA for making air in the L.A. basin breathable for more days out of the year, nor do I "blame" them for technological advances which mean my car has a 302 c.i. V8 which has…

More base power? What the hell?