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Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
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Yes I’m a fan boy of all 3 of the TGT guys. But Mr. Slowly has and always be my favorite. Watched basically everything he’s done, even that Wine show with Oz Clark, and I hate wine. Toy Stories was amazing, and Man Lab was awesome as well. While the other 2 presents wouldn’t want to hear it, i’d sit for HOURS

Rory Reid is solid

Now how much do I pay to make
MY 458 look like that? Because I want my 458 to look like that piece of hot, steamy, lovely sexiness, especially at the state it is now.

Not with that attitude.

Alternate headline: Mercedes Teammates Prove F1 is Better Without Them.

This is the automotive equivalent of when you go too dark with your Pornhub clicks and you kind of like what you find

My mom got in an auto accident, and during a scan for a related back injury, the doctors found kidney cancer. With mortality staring me in the face, I immediately went out and bought a Porsche, and I drove right to my mom’s house to take her on a long drive. I’d never owned a car that I really loved before, and that

powered by a wonderful BMW Motorsport V12 Wall-E

I was worried you might not be able to come up with an AppleCar image, so I made one. :)

I wonder how suspicious you would be when the next hurricane or flood hits?

I’m very glad there was never a bobsled track anywhere near my college, because I can guarantee myself and my roommate would have thought that was a good idea at some point.

In adolescents, the first thing that’s important is being aware of a kid’s baseline behavior (how they usually act and present themselves to the world) and then looking for very abrupt and marked changes from this behavior. The abruptness is key because a kid will usually do a pretty successful job of rationalizing

I apologize in advance for when this* happens again.

Slowest. Pole dance. Ever.

I’d love one of these!

“When you’ve got her there, naked and in bed and looking at you with a lust that cannot be described, you’re gonna want to just dive in and go for it. But the smart play at that point, really, is to ask her if she’d be okay if you banged her sister instead.”

- Pete Carroll

Jay Leno approves.

The truth is out there

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.