I know people are surprised and alarmed, but his hand is actually the opposite of a Shocker.

My brother comes in, “hey, there’s a problem with my car. Can you look at it?”

brap brap brap brap

True. But children under the age of consent should be protected until they are old enough to make decisions that could literally effect their lifelong health. There’s a reason we don’t trust 14 year olds to make their own life decisions (joining the military, juvenile justic system, etc) — they’re not ready to decide…

There it is.

Here's to hoping Santa has Zero FXS to give.

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

I much prefer Jim Tomsula’s stripper-heavy video. I redid all the wiring in my house with that thing.

Burneko, this is right and good and correct and excellent and for a (one can only assume very) temporary period you are not the absolute worst.

Good, I didn’t want a rehash of the old show. The BBC have a good record of remaking shows, heck look at Top Gear itself. I look forward to whatever comes about because I’m always game for more car shows, well British ones.

Still gotta drag this out as the all-time worst punt. From the college I work at...

I think this also happened to Rex Ryan when he was young — he learned from an early age how to get a shitty quarter back.

“weird sex act”? You must have a pretty boring sex life....

FERRARI BERLINETTA BOXER

I actually know the reason why this is so popular. I’m taking a great risk telling you this and your gawker blackmail dropbox isn’t working so I might need to claim asylum in Miataland but I feel it is my duty to reveal the insidious plot.