Nope. I have a shitty sense of smell. Still like things clean.

That would be all well and good if he didn’t also have accounts on OK Cupid, a secret facebook account, that alleged twitter account, his confession, that woman saying he paid for sex, etc.

Hmm. If these people really hold themselves strictly to the word of God and marriage has to be between two pure people than in the eyes of God their marriage is null and void because 1 party was not pure.

I think he definitely needs treatment! But it needs to be cognitive behavioral therapy so that he can learn to actually empathize with others and take responsibility for his own actions. “Sin” and “temptation” are not to blame for him molesting those little girls or for his extramarital affairs: only he is to blame…

Answer: Yes. He probably could. After he ran out of clean underpants and had to resort to the emergency “Smiley Face Boxers”, he would probably do a load of laundry..but it would never make it into the dresser. He would probably use the same glass over and over. Grocery shopping would consist of food for our kid,…

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

Ant-Man is on Hawkeye’s shoulder.

Nope, you’re wrong. You’re equating site service with men’s intent and that’s simply ridiculous. If you think men signed up for that sight thinking “oh, I’ll just check out profiles, that’s all” you’re kidding yourself. Unless of course you were outed and need to think fast.

which end?

wow! I bet the trophy wife is still wondering what kind of perversion involves ‘cum dumpster’!

Wow, congratulations, you’re an ass!

As funny as the term “cum dumpster” is I sure hope that calling her that in front of her kids was warranted.

So you pretty much proved that everyone’s the hero of their own story. You think you’re justified in calling some woman you don’t know at all a “trophy wife cum dumpster”?

called a customer “a worthless trophy wife cum dumpster” in front of her kids

That’s.. not really something to be proud of, there.

You sound like an overgrown child. Retail ain’t pretty, but most adults can suffer it with at least a touch of class.

Came in here for a B’Gosh reference, was only mildly disappointed it wasn’t the top comment.

If they don’t call it the B’Gosh, they have failed.