That’s a pretty low bar

Intel briefings.... or maybe he should read a newspaper every once and a while.

He could be a Bond villain, but not Bond

Ketchup is only for hiding bad burgers. And even then, nohp.

But where do you stand on ketchup?

Now you’re making me dream of a Tom/Idris/Swift threesome......

An unwilling mule?

Thinking long term, fair treatment fair pay and having empathy for those who work for you..... and it works!

a company-wide e-mail was sent blaming the child for everyone getting sick

“insert cool whip here” tattoo on her forehead.

Always love a good vigilante story :D

men get drowned, tortured, burnt to deat, suffocated, stabbed, shot, blown up, castrated, run over by cars...

Makes monsters sad

They were given a gift and they squandered it :/

It is, modeled one of my own beer recipes after it. Damn fine stuff.

Damn you

This little girl is going to grow up to beat the shit out of people

*snort

do these fuckers not get