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and protect the right to fly the Confederate flag.

Chaos! Dogs and cats living together!

The men who ban this clothing should be forced to wear a Borat style Mankini.

KITTEHS!!!!!!!!!!

The freedom of speech thing is kinda handy. Makes it generally pretty easy to play “Spot the asshole”

“go home” (even if they had been born in France)

It’s even wierder now

That’s not creepy at all (it’s super fucking creepy)

I hope she spends all the proceeds on something hugely impractical, just because she wants it.

Think the only thing my wife would (wisely) tolerate me having 5 dozen of in the home are cases of beer.

That’s a fairly accurate summation I’d wager.

I’d worry for Suri too..... Scientologists are a wee bit vindictive

Damned if you do and damned in general

The fact that she had a gay son makes me think there is a merciful God or some superior being.

A sort of proto-Ann Coulter—just look at this list of things she actually said

“I’ll just have to finish my million miles on a hand cycle,” he said. “So be it.”

Two adults get together and talk like teenagers.

Clog prisons moar.

These kinds of laws are ridiculous, especially when we’ve got people like Brock Turner out of jail in three months.