Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes.

He’s just happy imagining all the ways to eat you when you sleep

headlines like this pit the children’s deaths against everyone else’s

My movies have been lying to me again.

Reminds me of a Skyrim quest where you drop a mounted animal head on someone....

Well, this is a dick move of the highest order.

With you, and don’t even like gin.

The Canadian version isn’t much better

or if you saw the word “YouTuber” in a headline and immediately went comatose

Sure his psychiatrist was the guy in the next cell over right?

So uh, my dear neighbours to the south, your elections are fucked up.

Same! Our lab mix ate a 2lbs bag of peanut M&M’s on my birthday when we were out of the room. She was maybe 5 at the time, lived to almost 20.

:’(

Grapes & Raisins:

Blake Lively is the Taylor Swift of acting.

“Ingenue inexplicably in love with a much older man” (TM)

“because he knows exactly what he wants”

Is that where bisexuals and pansexuals come from?

Nope, can totally see Swifty wearing that getup for giggles.