October 9.

That truly is a horrifying thought

That is a “quick there’s cameras!!!!!” smushmouth.

Am I deluding myself into thinking 30 is NBD?

throwing bay leaves around like confetti

IGGY AZALEA ✔@IGGYAZALEA

Imagine the children, how adorable

*reads poop related article

She has to reach out to Homer

Dammit

#canadalooksreallynice

But you can’t defeat ISIS if you don’t say the magic words (‘radical islam’)

Think it’s called tsunami drawdown. Very apt of your friend actually.

Bring a case of good microbrew

So teens running around in skimpy nothings improves!

By the way, we up here in Canada are already building our border wall.

People are voting for Trump’s hair.

I live in Canada but would totally wear this shirt:

With the hammer, one can only hope.