Great Job Internet has been around since ... forever. You’re like a person using a library for the 5th time and flipping table after finding the microfiche booths. “Remember when this place was all about books?! WTF IS THIS?!”

No life vests? Isn’t there a rule about that? Stupid people.

That was dam close. 

“Remember when The AV Club used to publish thoughtful reviews of TV shows instead of just talking about whatever is trending on Twitter at the moment" is our generation's MTV and music videos.

Thanks Sackler family!  

what progressive (white or otherwise) even listens to Manchin & Sinema when they see that their actions are stopping progress that would actually help marginalized people? any that do are 1) dumb as hell 2) not actually progressives.

both of those asshats need to get primaried.

Lighten up, Francis.  There’s nothing wrong with having a bit of fun.

I think Tesla has done a ton of good for electrification of cars and that should not be understated.

Shark Vacuums are awesome and none of this article applies to them. For their price point I don’t see why anyone would want a shitty, old, heavy bagged vacuum.

the ability to 3D print whatever the hell we want.

Lester Holt KNOWS he only has that anchor’s chair because Brian Williams fugged up royally to lose it.  Apart from that, Holt would be doing the documentaries he’s better known for.  Everyone at NBC eventually has to kiss a$$ to keep their jobs.

Fire damage and reversing mileage is typical?

FUCK fester holt, where was this tough guy ish when Dump was walking all over him and treating him like a redhead step child during debates. NOW he wanna be grilling someone....this bihhh. Oh these mofos make me sooooo angry!

It’s hard to get that dead body smell out of a car.

I honestly wish they would influence themselves off of a bridge.

Bullitt Mustang Green would be good. 

Sorry Ford, your Cyber Orange is too close to Pontiac Fiero Gold—the cheesiest paint color ever sprayed—and that’s not a compliment.

If Mayweather could read this, he would be so mad at you right now.

I use to wonder the same thing about Hitler then Trump came along and I got watch it happen in person. The answer I think is real basic. The vast majority of Trump people; that’s what they look like. Pudgy, pasty, white people who are dumb as bricks. They look at this dude who is just as or even more mediocre than…

This right here. I’ll assume this would be considered an exhaust and fall under noise level regulations that most states have. Pretty sure 27kg/s of air is going to well exceed 100db.
Although I’m sure this is just Elon being Elon and this never has a remote chance of being reality in a production car.