I hope you don’t get paid by the word if that was the case.

This was my first draft.

My husband and I loved the British version, got about 5 min into the American version and turned it off. The jokes were just so broad and awful, aping things that were in the British version - but worse. 

It’s cute, and I like it.

SHOWER at the RAM RANCH

There isn’t a single “good” cop. In all likelihood your dad is an honest, upstanding person. But all cops are bad. They exist in and reinforce a completely broken system. They protect other bad cops, either explicitly or implicitly. They enforce racist laws. They intentionally practice bad policing, either through…

And then they sucked each other off.

Because they are backtracking now. Doug Ford, who vowed to imprison, arrest, haul away trucks and make them lose their licenses... just said this:

i dont give a shit what your dad was. I said what i said. I had a brother in law who was a cop and friends of hte families were cops. Fuck em all. 

I would have knocked out Don’t Look Up and put either Spencer or Zola.

Fox news watcher spotted.

Pretty much. Except that the mountain is a chemical factory, the forest is a city, and the river has a bridge. Other than that, totally.

I hope you/Jack put some Marvel Mystery Oil or other lubricant in the cylinders before you turned the crank by hand. A little lube can go a long way to helping free up the pistons and minimize scoring of the cylinder walls.

I hate green bean casserole.  Burn it with fire!

I’ve eaten plenty of Thanksgiving dishes that weren’t my style, but the only one that deserves an outright ban, IMHO, is so-called “candied” sweet potatoes sweetened with artificial sweetener, brought by my aunt who was on a keto kick or something. Hands down, this is the most disgusting nominally edible item I’ve…

Me literally collapsing on the ground as my left hand literally types on its own without my input reads as... serious?

I gotta work on my satire, then!

It doesn’t read like satire.

What kind of monster doesn’t like deviled eggs?

Oh fuck off

All I want for Christmas is for people to stop comparing Dave Chapelle to Richard Pryor and George Carlin.