Putting aside the fact that I barely drive anymore (WFH FTW!), Sirius drives me insane. I pay money for the sat radio. You don’t need to remind me every second song that I’m listening to Sirius XM. I know this already. I pay for the subscription. I chose the station. Shut the fuck up and play music!

There’s a whole ocean of milk chocolate down there, and I’m the only one who can get at it!

Absolutely. Significant aerodynamic drag source. Easy to crumple up in a car wash or otherwise. Easy to steal. Ugly to look at.  etc.

Easily damaged.

They tend to get broken off.

Yes, it would be better for Herc to be associated with the actual Greek Pantheon rather than the “fake” Eternals version.

Wha...wha... what is this corpsefuckery?!

So you’re saying that all the writers here implicitly condone necrophilia, the favorite pastime of noted necrophiliac Jim Spanfeller?

Good advice but keep in mind this was written by a person who works for Jim Spanfeller.

Beast of Eatin’

These cars are complete anachronisms and spit in the eye of a world moving on beyond such beasts.

well, she is a woman, and women are trending theseadays.

Ok boomer

Hey! I’m GEN X, and don’t you forget it, you little Geriatric Millennial smart-ass!

You had a bed of nails? Pfaff! I wished for a bed of nails. All we had was a bail of barbed wire covered in stinging nettles and rusty lima bean can lids to sit on. And the door was actully a working pig iron smelter that glowed red hot.

Oh, I WISH I had a bed of nails! Back on my time we had to sit on ONE rusty nail, and the doors were linked to our livers, so if we tried to open the window, we would need a transplant. That we would have to sell a kidney to afford. And those were connected to the power steering, as was the stile at the time. Now, to…

Is it possible that they don’t have a choice and some sort of rent has to be paid since they’re government employees and can’t have things gifted to them, so the rent is based on lowest value of similar type/space?

Now Elvis is rarely mentioned by anyone, and has become a mere footnote in music history.

This is precisely why we say all cops are bastards. These police murdered a man, lied about it, and they’re superiors did absolutely everything they could to cover it up.

You my friend are taking this thing waaaaaay too seriously. It’s a game, treat it as such. Take Community Days as an example. I use it to walk around the center and socialize, catch up with friends, have a coffee, find some shinies here and there and enjoy myself outside. I see people panting and struggling to catch…

I am firmly on the camp of hating cyclists for being assholes on the road while still going well out of my way to get around them slowly and safely because I can’t even imagine what hurting someone in an accident would feel like, let alone KILLING them.