Ha! The Falcons actually lost xxiv-xxi. What a blooper.

Thanks. As anyone who knows me well attest, many times one is enough.

Yeah, we’re definitely on the same page. I was trying to say exactly the same thing while being a smart-ass. People love it when I do that.

No, based on how they handled the Patriots, a league attorney will destroy all of the photos, then there will be a multi-million dollar investigation involving conflicts of interest and questionable science which will result in his already-served four-game suspension being upheld.

The Coach refused to have “racially-motivated” sex with Kelly’s daughter?

Since he’s at Tampa Bay, probably should go with MRSA Hamster.

“It’s part of the grieving process”

I starred your comment while waiting for my wife.

lulz.

“Dodgers played a baseball game, someone was murdered/assaulted.” I assume you already have this headline ready made, but if you don’t it seems to work for every game. Also you could replace Dodgers with 49ers.

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

I think it’s a bit unfair for Congress to call out the whole NFL when teams like the Raiders and Jaguars receive no contributions from defense.

Neither of those happened in NASCAR.