Thanks for reminding me I have beer in my fridge. Ugh.

No, it's not. And the sign they always posted on the door - "so our employees may have time for family and worship" or something to that effect - always made me angry somehow, like they were accusing me of spurning God and family just by showing up there at all, just so I could paint a picture on a Sunday with a new…

Ah! Three more hours until it airs in my time zone . . .

I was actually shocked. I watched this thing last night, thought happy thoughts, didn't even notice the clothing, and, even though I did notice the prettiness and thinness of the people, I thought some of us are beautiful and get to experience cool moments. And then, boom, this is an ad — which is not a problem if it…

SHOCKED.

I don't understand Juan Pablo's attitude, to be honest. Yeah, the show is tacky and sleazy, but then why go on it only to not play the game and stomp around like a 2 yr old? He seems like an entitled prick both with his "career" and with women, and it's no wonder he's losing in both arenas. His own FAMILY even tried…

I work in a male-dominated industry and hearing someone refer to "females" is something I instantly, automatically correct. They do it innocently and usually are totally confused when I jump in. When asked to explain, I say exactly what you've detailed: it's a gender designation we use with animals.

It's because it's totally dehumanizing. We usually use the term "female" to refer to animals, not human beings. It makes the fact of a person's femaleness more important that the fact of their humanity. It also lends a false air of objectivity and science to a lot of incredibly fucked-up ideas about how women…

Straight, cisgender individuals will, for the foreseeable future, have the privilege of being able to toss off comments about, "and this is news?" or "and we should care because?" when they do not have to deal with the personal experiences of being marginalised on account of orientation or gender identity.

What is the difference between "confidence" and "arrogance"?

I always hear women say that - but they never explain what they actually mean.

Haven't thought about this in a while, but I used to hang out at his place a lot because his roommate sold weed so... I spent a good amount of time around him and his favorite word of all was "pussy." "I got pussy on the brain," "God, I love pussy," etc. But every time someone annoyed him they were a "pussy." It was…

I've been fortunate enough to know, in the Biblical sense, a number of men who are the true definition of a cocksman: a man who is virile and is sexually accomplished. None of them would ever, ever, EVER, use the word "cocksman" to describe themselves.

Ugh. Of course he wore Axe.

Followed by OMG Bacterial Vaginosis. Antibiotics are so in right now.

Hmmm, he looks so familiar, was he in the Lego movie?

I did not expect to like Lucy's little song, but damn. I did.

He seems like a truly gross and horrific human being. I have indulged myself in The Bachelor in the past (DON'T JUDGE ME) but I watched one episode of this shit and couldn't emotionally/physically/psychologically handle it. He is a tool amongst tools. A douche canoe is you will. But he has enough bad karma coming his…

The secret handshake needs to be a jerking-off gesture.

oookaaayyy

Goddammit. If I have to have that song stuck in my head, everybody else does too.