I stopped the video at "call it what you want, but men have a higher sex drive." Ok, I'll call it what I want - just as Lindy points out - women are socially conditioned to not initiate sex and to view themselves as devalued when they have it.

I don't know, you guys. This bear seems about as erotic and edgy as the sex in those books. I'd say it works.

RIP to the always innovative, never imitative Maggie Estep. The details are sketchy (heart attack), but I hope she went out like she came in. A burning flame that was extremely hard to extinguish.

I blare it at least once a week as I'm driving home from work. Epic.

This makes a lot of sense to me, because I always imagined that the kind of woman who likes 50 Shades of Gray is also the kind of woman who collects teddy bears. She also probably has a shitload of Beanie Babies in her attic, but that's beyond the scope of this discussion.

Glad I wasn't the only one! What the what? So glad the entire world has been privy to her comments, like when she kissed him after his ski & said, "oh you have a hair on your face." Thank GOD we have this intimate Olympic moments to cherish forever.

I watched it. It was really uncomfortable to watch. I felt awful for him. Like, come on.

"Shockingly, they are not the most reliable people."

Get right out of town!

No, Ellen Page came out yesterday in a heartfelt speech. For me, the pain was palpable and I thought it was timely, brave, and awesome. She was playing a character, in a skit, on a skit-show 6 years ago. In the spirit of not making assumptions, I prefer to let people tell me what they are. Does that mean my gaydar…

I'm pretty sure every adult has shit their pants one time or another.

Who wears Victoria's Secret underpants to a marathon?

You are in luck the Chicago Marathon serves beer at the finish so you are running towards beer for 26.2 miles.

I'm so happy that the crowd's initial reaction to the rape line was one of shock and disgust.

Holy shit. While I would have preferred that it didn't involve all the fat insults, that was amazing. It was so reassuring to see such an overwhelming reaction of "that is not okay" coming from the audience after the initial rape comments.

I'm so glad he was stopped and dealt with immediately and in a way he can understand.

But why you gotta call her a bitch tho?

How I wish Personal Finance Management was a mandatory part of U.S. high school curriculum.

Yup, I literally want to own every single one of these.

I firmly believe that candles shouldn't be work. They should be relaxing. This diamond candle stresses me right the fuck out.