I like all the comments claiming how stupid these things will probably look. Have you people been to a shoe store lately? The majority of basketball shoes these days look just as - if not more goofy than these shoes.

That's pretty damn cool.

I'm wondering how he'll manage to use this to start more lawsuits.

I don't consider myself lucky having Uverse. The internet is nice (minus the fucked up data cap that AT&T decided to screw everyone with), but I feel I'm getting ripped off on the TV part. I don't watch much TV but when I signed up they had a great deal for the U200 (200 channels) plan. When that promo ran out I tried…

There's always money in the banana stand...

Michael Bay will be directing the movie adaptation.

Because Blockbuster has been fucking the population far longer than Netflix. Let that company rot is what I say.

At first it was all like "BWAAAAAAAASHHHH!!!" and then it was all like "BOOOOMMMM SHROOOOOSSHHHH!!!"

I lol'd.

I thought XII was good in every way except for the story...and the summons. They were lame. Loved Vagrant Story though. Hope to see some good stuff from this guy.

Hell, I'd watch a show about bananas and peanut butter if it was hosted by Morgan Freeman.

Seriously? No comments yet on a piece about porn on a site for nerds? I'm impressed.

Note to self: Bobby Kotick's Kotaku handle is "King_of_Games."

Tara exists, but has an extremely minimal part. Also, she's white.

Yeah he threw me off with that comment too.

Starring Robert Pattison...

Starring Robert Pattison...

Starring Robert Pattison...

I lol'd :D

Is it just me, or did the graphics look terrible?