What percentage spandex are the WWII Jeep engine blocks?

You win the internet for the day.  I’m done.

I could have sworn that motherfucker was dead!

What indeed.

I’m sure you could avail yourself of one of the other available orifaces.

Yeah, those were not a good design choice.

You forgot the /s

Anus.

Vlad won’t fit through the glory hole and that’s why we all like Vlad!

Calm your tits.

I’m all for any of the above except the Porsche.  I’d love to have any of the other three cars.

While I wouldn’t want to daily this, I love the idea of it and the fact that this exists.

Keep Summer Safe.

“Ah, Tuesday! The day of the week that, were it a character on an original Star Trek episode, would have worn a red shirt and been dead before the first commercial break.”

And that’s the joke!

Anal leakage.  It must have been eating Olestra chips.

No, no, no.  A MOTHERFUCKING cock sucker.