For today: You win the Internet.

It’ll be more impressive if your towing test is doing that with one toe.

After reading that, he’s certainly my hero now.

I have no words.

Kicking ass and taking names as Princess Peach in MK8!

And just sitting there “no no no no no no!” like when Cleveland’s bathtub slides out the front of his wrecked house onto the ground.

I’m usually in 1 or 3 so I’m visible in the side mirrors of the vehicle in front of me.  Also, I feel that if I’m nearer the vehicles next to me, they’re less likely to take my space in my lane.

Depends on who you are.

They ain’t no lizard.  They’re their own thing. 

two-a-TAR-a

When it gets to the mid 90's or hotter here in Fargo, we usually end up with a few roads and parking lots blowing up.  It just adds to the high excitement living in Fargo already offers! /s

Scheißwagen!

NIC card.

They’re very proud of their paprika, so I’m sure it does!

When I was in Hungary about 10 years ago, pizza with corn and hot dogs on it was popular.  To each their own, but I was not a fan.

I drive a boring white car. Unfortunately, circumstances were that the boring white car was what I could get at the time. That being said, I have owned a bright orange car and would love another. Or bright green. Bright green would be cool, too.

African or European swallow?

And Liberia and Myanmar.  This is the company we keep with our archaic system of measurement.