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Pfff, yeah, keep telling yourselves that. Everyone knows Massachusetts has the worst drivers. Their drivers are so bad that Allstate didn't have sufficient data to rank them, probably because they were too busy adjudicating claims to compile the relevant information.

Delia's 4 life.

I seriously expected him to follow up with "And if you have braces, make sure you're getting them taken off soon - and I want to see a note from your orthodontist with an expected braces removal date. Too many women respond who have braces and have to wear headgear at night, which means you are "not" ready for a

If you're into crime shows, I'm going to recommend Sons of Anarchy (Think Sopranos, only with bikers instead of mobsters.), Justified, and The Shield.

I would highly recommend Sons of Anarchy. Give it a go, you'll probably like it given the other two choices.

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Not bad, but nothing will ever beat this, my favorite condom commercial ever. Or, just favorite commercial, period.