Dafuq?

“She needs to give up that dream like yesterday.”

No, that was Geoffrey.

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.

Meh. The National did a better job at starting a war:

Tilda Swinton and Lupita Nyong'o play the star-crossed lovers. Tom Hiddleston is their guardian angel trying to bring them back together. Nic Cage is the demon trying to keep them apart. Jim Varney is the folksy bookstore employee who finds the letter. Benedict Cumberbatch is Tilda's asexual, aloof older brother. …

You do realize the idea that some people don't deserve a fair trial is a common first step on the long, horrible path toward genocide?

Ripkins payed a ransom and don't want anyone to know it. That's my theory and I'm stickin' to it.

Imagine being proud of yourself every day for the rest of your life.

I think that 23 year old McConaughey just DID get me pregnant.

Ellie, just watched the video again.

Oh you liberals and your constant negativity. Let's consider instead what she got right about this article.

That's true about just about anything though. Real people were devastated by the JFK assassination and what happened to Nicole Brown Simpson. It's not like a big interest in true crime stories is new.

I love Serial and I think the only certain conclusion we're going to be able to take away from it is "Damn, the justice system is fucked up." Because regardless of WHO did it, I can't fathom how a jury convicted Adnan beyond a reasonable doubt based on the case presented.

No, those are Redditors and anti-Redditors (hard to explain) who do that to EVERY video that is posted on r/videos. I can tell you the names of the worst offenders before I even click over. They do it on every video. Everyone knows their game by now, except a few kind, well-meaning souls that don't understand this is…

You did it you cracked the code. Kids dictate letters to their parents. One of history's greatest mysteries solved.

say whatever you want about Culkin but I would take him over Ashton Kutcher any day

The observation from the Oprah clip bit is ridiculous; the guy can hear, afterall, and when white singer fella steps close, I imagine Stevie simply hears that he's next to him... is that so much of a stretch?