"You're welcome Meghan, and maybe one day, hey, you'll even be thankful."

Look Erin, there's two sides to every story. Yeah, these guys are clearly showing support for a terrible man, but on the other hand, now every woman should know to avoid them. You shouldn't judge!

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

panties OFF.

I'm from DE, a state with maybe 25 people in it, so I know Joe personally, and he is just as dope IRL.

I've always liked Biden, from the eloquently-stated comments such as these (and these are on POINT) to the hands-in-the-air-wave-them-like-you-just-don't-care "MALARKEY!" moments. A friend of mine once called him a loose cannon, but I think it's the opposite. I think he's been around so long that he just doesn't give…

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

Someone's going to do it...

In my very personal opinion (based on experience, as a child, but an opinion nonetheless), one of the biggest reasons domestic violence is rarely appropriately punished, and one of the biggest reasons women struggle to leave, is that domestic violence is seen as one of those things that is personal and between the…

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

You can have the boys. I'll take dad.

Hyperarticulate political shop talk. I had my sexual awakening to The West Wing (Sam Seaborn and Jed Bartlet are my forever crushes) and later dated a speechwriter for about a year. He'd take me to his work parties and I'd get super turned on just listening to him network. I don't know, guys.

She addressed it in the linked article, "I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police."

I don't think so at all. The physical burden of the mattress is strenuous, sure. But think of how walking in with a mattress will disrupt every class she goes to. How much room it takes up in an elevator. How it will slow/block traffic on a stairwell. Hell, how many people will be made uncomfortable by asking…

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

Oh, cool. A devastating end to a shithead summer

Did he say that Hotmail just picked up Judging Amy??? Goddamn he's a funny man.

I saw Billy on the street on the street here in NYC. Usually when I see celebrities on the street I leave them alone, but then I thought, Duh, that's Billy's THING! He would WANT me to run up and scare him on the street. So I did. I ran up to him and told him he was the best thing to happen to television and New…