You could stop playing hipster games till 6am... that might help.

I like the part where I don’t have to use a OS that looks like it was designed for an 8 year old on my Surface as compared the the iPad.

What...the... fuck....

Lost my house in 1999 due to a 7.1 in Landers California.

Droid please.

No one of any importance gives a shit.

How dare someone cast the person they want for the part to play fictional characters. The nerve of them racists! I AM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!

Never heard of him. Then again I don’t follow youtubers.

You mean to tell me that the all natural lazy hipster farmers in downtown Atlanta are less efficient than a system that has evolved since the beginning of industrial farming and now you idiots are getting sick from it?

SAY IT AIN’T FUCKING SO!

Idiot.

*Clicks Link*
“Why the fuck is this on Gizmodo?”
“When the fuck did all the Tumlrinas get on Gizmodo?”
*Looks at URL*
“Oh god damn.”