Finally, FINALLY, the perfect words have been said to describe every vomitorious facet of Jeffrey Lord's felony-grade spin that's fueled his lifelong service to conservative whoredom. The read was cathartic.

"Don't worry kids, Jesus was white."

Dat, dat dat dat dat dat dat dat circus!
Dat dat dat dat dat dat afro!
Circus afro circus afro circus circus!
Ta-da!

Stimpy has weaponized buttcheeks.

Miss Amy looked so healthy and so beautiful at the moment that photo was taken.

Benihana Cumberbund's cameo alone is worth the admission price.