What didn't Shia LaBeouf do to him?

Could be a wookie-lover.

Please tell me they'll be riffing on Masterpiece.

Vampires.

Everybody just needs to leave discount Matthew Perry alone!

I remember that time; Nobody felt guilty for enjoying an entertaining movie, and the only hipsters were the critics nobody listened to anyway.

or "My grandma went to Lemonparty"

That's Hodor.

"Boy is he strict."

They're not directly related, it's okay.

1. Pick up phone, press [Talk] button, hold receiver in the air.
2. Profit

And where's Prince Adam while all this is happening?

What madman would candy a durian?

You really Mengele'd that joke.

Is it even a "frosting" if it's on the inside? Or is that more of a philosophical question?

You're right. No human should stack Oreos like that.

Just like every oreo.

Slapped with a fish?