I was quite partial to the Simon and Garfunkle-esque “New York Lonely Boy” song.

I wonder which SNL host has had the least total amount of screentime? There have been many cases of a host who just isn’t cut out to participate in sketch comedy, so they put them in the bare minimum of sketches.

The reaction to this movie proves just how fucking weird about women people were--and still are. Do you know how much “girlboss” discourse we’d have to deal with if this movie came out today? It would be agony.

“complicated to prepare”

I liked this season precisely because they were playing more strategically. I too found the Savannah/Terilisha drama unpleasant, but Lee, Courtney, and particularly Deleesa stood out to me as likeable people playing smart, interesting games.

So would you say this has caused the franchise owners to go into full...meltdown?

Starbucks realized long ago that all existing generations other than Gen X are lousy with narcissists, and they are catering to that demographic.

Be careful that your snarky puns don’t Tripp you up

Haha, why yes I have! Those clasped hands say, I won’t be impolite but I’ll leave you feeling shitty about yourself! 

This is exactly what aliens do to make us think we're still on earth

Have you sampled Apple TV+? It’s a bit cheaper than Paramount, but outside of their still pretty paltry amount of original content and some Peanuts cartoons, there’s literally nothing. No back catalog at all. If you want to watch anything else, you have to rent it.

Paramount Plus has got to have the least ROI of any of the streaming services. The content you get for the price you pay is so not worth it.

“most customizations are reasonable requests from customers.”

I’m Asian and this immediately brings to mind a look that is apparently called the Beijing Bikini in China - old dudes with their undershirts rolled up to let their stomachs air out. Who knew they were trendsetters!

Wild comments-section speculation time. Charles gives off strong “no kids” vibes. It’s sad that his position required him to have children, because he’s clearly a very self-centered person. Observe any casual interaction/interview. He’s incredibly incurious about other people, and remarking upon the world beyond…

I have zero faith in reports that use ‘royal insiders’ as sources, and generally dislike how much royal watchers tend to extrapolate from tiny bits of information. That won’t stop me from doing a bit of extrapolating of my own though.

It’s funny how we’ve gone from “royal insiders aren’t trustworthy, the Sussex interview showed it” to “let’s trust the insiders on reporting spats involving the Sussexes” in quick time.

Kate is the woman who is very friendly to you so you think she wants to be friends, but then she decides you’re not skinny/rich/pretty/influential enough so she just starts smizing at you and walking past whenever you run into her at elementary school pickup.

Prince Charles, is 72 years old. He is the father. He should be the adult here