*this*. He’s a good dog but a tad overprotective.

See, I’d call that right there a dessert steak. It’s the steak you eat after you’ve had dinner.

Seeing how every single thing Republicans accuse their critics of doing are actually projections of their own actions, I'm guessing Paul Gosar or Louis Gohmert would be the cannibals.

Yeah, that’s a little scary. My doc has been telling her patient to hold off on everything until after your Covid shot.

Genuine question: how are they getting these kids away from their parents? If I had tried to go to an adult party at 14, my parents would have laughed in my face.

Still the best period drama: Carrie.

So, we’re just not going to talk about whatever that was Mulligan was wearing for the monologue? That’s cool.

He probably would have also thought, “well, that’s the one racist thing I didn’t say,” and thought nothing more of it.

Oh good, a premiere date! Praise be to Beebo! 

I hope that Sara wears the 70s punk outfit she was kidnapped in the whole season

This news makes me wanna...dance.

To be fair, Legends series one was absolutely awful. It found its stride pretty quickly after that and really embraced the goofy side of comics, yet was still able to be serious. It manages that way better than the Flash and is consistently my favorite Arrowverse show, though I’m still exceptionally bitter about…

The blue god has returned! (Hey DC you gave the Snyder stans their stupid movie. Where...is...our...Beebo...plush?!?!?!?!?!?! #releasetheBeebomerch)

Prince Philip had a coronary artery blockage at age 90 (in 2011) and has been in the hospital for infections and other issues related to a pre-existing condition (coronary artery disease most likely) 8 times over 10 years - that was an actual headline back in February. And in Feb it was, yet again, his heart that was…

This. Any chicken is boring as hell unless there’s a lot of other tasty stuff present at the time of cooking. And if something tastes good, it’s probably unhealthy in some quantity less than what humans would prefer to consume.

The dude wasn't going to get better at any point. That month-long stay for an infection was a sign his body wasn't really at its peak anymore. The interview was taped before he went to hospital, and I didn't hear anyone saying it was cruel or ill-timed when he was running people off the road while his courtiers were…

Having eaten a lot of it during lean times, I can attest that roast chicken is bland as motherfucking fuck if you don’t salt/sugar/sauce the living shit out of it, so I’m not surprised to learn that the brines they use in the supermarket variety are full to the brim of salt and/or sugar.

They shoulda stuck with the tried and true method of blaming us millennials.

Gotta love Fox News. Covid hits and they’re all, “all the people who are dying are super old and on their way out anyways...” which convinces my crazy republican aunt and uncle to repeat that to me claiming it’s just old folk’s homes being hit as if old people are dispensable.

Yes, the man who looked like Death eating a soda cracker was finally undone by his biracial granddaughter in-law and that doyenne of Evil truth telling, Oprah Winfrey.  Despite the fact that this man had one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel, at the age of 99, he was totally, completely and…