I understand the objections to that one too.  I understand that people are humorless and uptight.  I mean really, they didn’t call *you* a slut, or your mom.  Even though we all know she totally is.

Welcome to Mike Pence’s America.

Prolly tastes unseasoned. Like, you could lick a picture of food and taste it more.

SL, UT is a really really common pun about Salt Late already. It’s not like they were pushing new boundaries with this.

That’s what happens when a cult runs a state. 

I was in 8th grade in 1984. My teacher at my Catholic grade school is the one that gave me Orwell’s “1984" to read. Much of it was way over my head, but much of it was not. And I learned to pick up other classics because of it.

But of course they don’t want kids reading. They might get ideas! And think for themselves!

Although clever, I can reasonably understand objections to the SL,UT packaging. The others are pretty well done, though, and seem fairly inoffensive.

WTF? Those are great, attractive packaging designs that may actually catch the eye.

“Toss the jello salad”

Oh please. Like anyone with that last name ever cooks.

she has a variety of cookout-friendly recipies up on her IG right now, from potato salad to coleslaw...

I see their plan now. 

Speaking of libraries and jail, here’s another piece of infuriating news: https://www.newsweek.com/west-virginia-charges-prisoners-3-cents-minute-read-e-books-free-library-despite-earning-less-1474050

Are they going to set an age at which you may freely choose to read a thing?

I have the song the nazi band plays at the book burning in The Last Crusade running through my head. Hitler’s Dangerous Art exhibition worked out real well, why not Dangerous Books?

Jailing librarians. Let that one sink in.

Thus being Michael's new challenge. 

Jason was gold as usual especially him and Chidi.

Of course Tahani volunteered to be test subject. She strives to be the perfect host so making sure everyone finishes training with best possible understanding of the rules is something she would try to help with. But I’d thought that after she made up with Kamilah in her last life it’d be easier to say something nice…

Jeremy Bearimy!!!