The last time I got called for jury duty they had us watch the “this is a privilege” video, followed by two solid hours of the Eagles from their mid-90s Hell Freezes Over Tour, all acoustic. It still hurts to talk about it.

Hm, I’d give Sia the benefit of the doubt that she knows him well enough to know if this was all fine to say. And Diplo himself was happy to talk plenty about his relationship with MIA back in the day, so he doesn’t seem big on boundaries anyway.

Let’s be honest here. An American woman — a black American woman — was never going to be popular in the royal family.  No surprise here.  The British talk a good game about diversity until their inbred monarchs are forced into it.

The media says he inherited $39m from Diana and she has $5m from Suits.

Harry’s mother was killed in a wreck caused by the incessant ubiquity of parasitic paparazzi and a clamoring press. Good for him to want to shut it out and get the hell away. Just why the fuck does the UK monarchy still exist? Just what the fuck would happen to grand old England and the verdant isles if the Brits…

But she was obviously trying to murder poor little Charlotte in order to bump up her own progeny in the order of succession.

I like to refer to the president as “the Cheetle-in-Chief”

I heard she was Too Shy.

The tabloids will have much, much less access to them since H&M won’t be part of the royal rota and won’t be in the UK half the time. It also cuts down on the random “sources say” crap.

She knew what she was getting into, but Harry is Not Having It and his family is refusing to back them up.

I think the point of moving to Canada is that they at least don’t have to be in close proximity to them.

wow.  that’s pretty blatant.  The flower one blaming her for trying to poison a child, then noting in an aside that Kate used the same flowers, was pretty amazing.

I’ve known a lot of Cardiothoracic Surgeons and most of them are basically idiot savants. Thing is, most of them are also smart enough to know that they are idiot savants.

“It’s a food processor AND a toilet!”

I thought Ben Carson already blew the “surgeons are super smart” myth out of the water for us, but there you go.

If Dr. Oz told me my hair was on fire I’d get a second opinion. His inexplicable popularity is either a sign of the decadence in our society or proof that fluoride in our water actually did do something to our bodies, i.e. make us all stupid.

There’s already a toilet that can swallow all of Trump’s shit. It’s called Fox News.

Very timely. I’ve been desperately trying to figure out how to flush 600 acorns. 

can we just “cancel” Dr. Oz?  Yes, he is legitimately a medical professional (as you say, cardiothoracic surgeon) yet he does nothing but abuse his title promoting nonsense based on stuff that is way out of his area of expertise. 

you know, Popeye (the character) is really old at this point. My grandparents were kids when he was created, and Popeye hasn’t been all that big in popular culture since the early ‘80s.