Using no straw is better than using a paper straw. Say what you want about Starbucks, but they kinda hit it out of the park with their sippy-cup lids.

“Maybe 2020 will be the year we remember that you can simply sip from the lip of a cup”

Ah yes. The first thing you get after you graduate police academy is your ability to supernaturally smell marijuana in minorities’ vehicles. Then you get the gun to threaten them with and the badge that ties you to the union and the justice system that makes you untouchable. If you’re ambitious, you get your white…

When I used to work in a video store, people would always try to rent things for their kids based on only the flimsiest connection to the children’s entertainment that they liked.

Yeah, if this show wasn’t squarely aimed at older kids, like my son, the Robinsons would leave her to die ASAP.

Yeah, I tend to view NetFlix’s Lost in Space with a more forgiving light because I don’t have unreasonable expectations. Posey’s ‘Smith’ was definitely the highlight of season 1. I’m just glad we’re getting more original content from streaming services like NetFlix and Prime, especially in sci-fi and fantasy.

 I'm really just here for Parker Posey being a devious scheming bastard. I'm easy like that. 

There will be a new added backstory of Carrie’s Mom becoming aware and rejecting her powers. They will probably do the side by side flashback/present thing where what happened with Mom is currently happening with Carrie.

Bill Cosby has always hated Eddie Murphy, and Eddie Murphy has always been funnier. That’d be all there was to say on the matter even if Cosby wasn’t a serial rapist.

These books were formative in my sexual awakening. I used to steal them from my friend’s mom’s stash and read them over and over again.  RIP Johanna. And thank you for giving me a very unreal expectation of what a hand job is supposed to be. 

Aww, I’m seriously bummed. I loved those books as a teenager. I learned a lot.

This comment has motivated me to start tearing the seal on pringles the same way I tore my hymen.

I love that she has racist content on a page with a big ol’ Bible verse at the top!

If you think blue cheese and Parmesan are stinky, boy, do I have some news for you!

This is not just cheese shops, I’ve been to a few restaurants where a nail salon opened next door and the fumes from that are overwhelming in the restaurant. This seems like a problem James Dyson or Elon Musk should solve in a ridiculous fashion.

Isn’t it curious though...Bevin had his entire term to pardon, yet chose to do it in this exit spree?

Oh man, yeah, I remember hearing that actually. That was weird. Actually, it’s totally in line with Republican mentality. A fetus is precious. A human being is disposable and therefore she did nothing wrong. 

Isn’t it curious though, that those two cases, Bevin had his entire term to pardon, yet chose to do it in this exit spree? One of them was in prison since 1997, the other for like almost 30 years or something, and people knew how screwed up his case was since 2010? It sure seems like in his spree of pardoning child…

And if their hymens were intact, this shit-stain-in-a-toilet would be saying, "Their hymens were not intact so we have no idea who else they had sex with. There's no evidence to say THIS man sexually abused them."

Because the system has slowly and meticulously been rigged?