A reminder that Control is the best SCP game out there.

Steve-O has been a random inspiration for me to keep maintaining my drug recovery (albeit a few relapses). I figured if that guy can do it so can I.

For those who don’t know, per NYT:

What we’d really love would be a revival of pre-Spanfeller AV Club.

“a reclamation effort has improved the film’s reputation in the years since its release”

This ranks pretty high on the scale of “completely unnecessary remakes”. Not only is the original amazing, it requires next-to-no dialogue to follow/enjoy. What exactly was it about “zombies on a train” that got lost in translation?

My dear boy, why don’t you just try acting?

I thought that we had agreed as a society that any articles regarding John Schnatter would use this image as their picture lead:

the pro-wrestling-tinged fight

this video belongs in the MoMA, legitimately.

christopher lee is not sgt. howie in “wicker man” - that is edward woodward.  lee is lord summerisle.  c’mon, man, get it right.

For starters, I loved the rendition of the opening song. The way they’re playing with the intro (Lazlo playing them in on the piano was another favorite moment) is deeply amusing me.

I mean, The Infinity Gauntlet in the comics only really works in its specific universe. For example, in JLA/Avengers (Which is canon for Marvel and DC.), Darkseid got his hands on the Gauntlet only to find out it didn’t work in the DCU and just chucked it.

Such an amazing episode. Of course it gets a crappy score here.

All right, who had Barsanti giving a bad review to a fun episode after whining the day before about how the episodes were too dark?

Oh, everyone did. That’s right.

“Why, it’s almost like the show has been quietly setting up some kind of arc for its narrator, but would could have possibly seen that coming?!”

Would could…

Tom, all three of these series of columns have been appointment reading for me the last few years. I really hope you've got another one in the works. Otherwise, I'll have to go back and start Age of Violence over again.

Should have punished them and made them use kinja.

Fun fact: thanks to the flurry of “which actor with a funny name who vaguely resembles Harrison Ford will be cast as a young Han Solo?” commentary back in 2016-17, I am now incapable of distinguishing between Ansel Elgort and Alden Ehrenreich.