Lol I think your list is better than the article

Oh, wow. There’s goes any interest I had in this game. =/

I love Godzilla but WHY did they not use Gamera!?

When does it get to the humor?

I’m usually in the same boat, but I thought he was the only thing in this trailer that actually resembled anything from the books.

YES. That's the only episode I skip on rewatches and just generally pretend doesn't exist. 

Preach.

Man oh man. When I was in elementary school, the rumor was that you could secretly unlock Wargreymon in the original SSB. What I would give for him to really show up...

I’m confused. Are you trying to say that Neverending Story invented Asian dragons?

I really don’t get why people preorder. I’m perpetually a few years behind on video games, and it’s seriously great. Pay $60 to gamble on a new game, and spend more for dlc that may or may not be worth it? Or just wait a little while, have plenty of time for reviews to reach a consensus on the game, plenty of time for…

If you skipped through (or didn’t watch the video), at one point they turn the camera/phone sideways and instead of going to landscape it just turned them sideways. I’m thinking something to do with the app they were using?

RE4 is the only horror game I've actually finished. Still don't know how I did it..

Ugh, that situation. Glad I'm not the only one that helped the ghouls and then revenge-murdered them all.

With a group of friends and some strips of paper, this actually makes a wonderful party game...

YES on Rare Exports! I'm on my third year of that tradition...

STEPHEN HAWKING IS A BASTARD.

He was having adventures with Atomic Robo. Duh.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2305

Yes, we've all known it's Rhodes, for just as long as you have. They're calling it Iron Patriot for the paint scheme, that's all.

Hate to say it, but I gotta agree...I loved the monster designs, but the story certainly left a little something to be desired...looking forward to this, though.