I love this show so much! It’s the closest American television has gotten to the feel of Great British Bake-off. It even has that trick of making you think you can go out and create some of these things, even when you know deep down that it will never happen. 

Because they’re reality tv show hosts.

It is pretty remarkable that they posted the two articles at the same time.

The tone of this weirdly fawning PR piece for a Paris Hilton show is even weirder when you realize it was written by the same person who went hard on eviscerating Ellie Kemper for being a teenager once.

It’s jazz so there’s nothing stopping them from using the notes he didn’t play.

His son was a prolific author, did about 50 stories.

Unrelated but they’ve made kinja even more of a mess (still think the aim is to slowly move towards no comments entirely).

Hey, Kotaku. I’ve been in the video game industry for 12 years and have been following your blog as my favorite video game news source since, I believe, before that. I love what you do and think your voice is very important. You advocate for progressive ideals, call out things that others won’t, and generally say what…

“The Mutt-ichlorian count is high in this one.”

Doug did not handle this trailer well at all.

but I’m NOT OK with half (or more than half) the movies in a given year being horror movies.

Really loved Raw and this looks great. So far I’m getting some heavy Cronenberg Crash vibes. 

This looks rad and I’m totally there opening weekend.

As someone with that exact body type, I really dislike these options. The Olympics are about physical excellence, seeing an overweight person in them feels like an insult to them and like a condescension/mockery on us overweight people, while also feeling like it’s trying to enable our self-destructive health habits.

I just wish/hope that more of them hew closer to the L4D formula and avoid classes/character abilities (for the protagonists, anyway), and definitely avoid any sort of level grind nonsense. L4D is still playable because of its simplicity. Don’t gild the lily.

“...but that’s also not totally accurate because MoviePass believed that every user was using the service too much.”

Once again, when you full-screen the preview, the pages stay the same size and can’t be read.

Why can’t you guys fix this? Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

Area Man Puts Out Alert That One Particular Woman Doesn’t Appeal To Him Specifically

silly joke, but since they are changed by mold, are they lycans or lichen?

That’s a pretty low freaky bar. Half of that looks like it was shot for a local cable access channel. (I would say I’m glad Donovan’s not dead, but I’m not really sure, given his appearance.)