If only there were some kind of Jeremy Renner based app to keep up with what the guy’s doing.

You will find that most things become much funnier when you remove Corden.  

That’s funnier than the Corden one.

How boring is this movie?

This is one mess I, uh, won’t be watching.

You might say this whole thing is a thorny subject.

I need to see this like I need a nail in the hand.

Or they’re just not interested in watching multi-millionaires jerk each other off.  

If you think this is the first meme of the year then you’re not looking in the right places. Nobody watches the fucking Golden Globes anyway.

I loved that shot of Donna with the choir because I have had years where my Christmas shopping was paid by “Messiah” gigs ad nauseam. (Also - I miss Marshmallow.  Where’s she been?)

What, no mention of the delightful “Christmas Wrapping” cover at the end? 

No, Anthony Michael Hall, Johnny Galiecki, Jason Lively, Ethan Embry and Ed Helms made Vacation!

Would love to see this succeed so Lin-Manual can complete his EGOT.

I dunno. Kinda seems like you’re awful people.

I don’t know why

Oh thank God I wasn't the only one who checked like five times thinking Ellie Kemper had left the Home Alone project. 

RIP Kevin Smith of Earth-420. Snoogans.

I think they could have left the part about him being in ‘JoJo Rabbit’ out of the headline. That’s the bit that really had me stumbling.

No shit. I read that headline at least ten times and I still couldn’t figure out what it meant. I had to stop reading it after I was overwhelmed by the smell of burnt toast...

Okay, I know you guys usually search for some light wordplay in your titles, but this was supremely difficult to parse.