The sequel was actually worse.

I’m heartbroken that Greg is coming back with a different actor. I kinda wonder if those rumors of him being difficult were true. Gah, that’s sad.

No link needed. Every dachshund in a hot dog costume deserves to win the costume contest.

No link needed. Every dachshund in a hot dog costume deserves to win the costume contest.

I quit Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes

Also this is a huge improvement over last week’s review.  Thank you.

The McElroy Brothers are exceptionally aware of their cishet white male privilege, make excellent things, and have an extremely diverse fanbase that they embrace and celebrate.

She just had a bad doctor and should have gotten a second opinion. Just because she was a woman and the doctor was (presumably) a man, doesn’t make it a gender issue. It could be, or not. My father was told he had a respiratory infection, until a nurse he knew told him to go to an oncologist. They caught his lung…

I kind of wish the article hadn’t mentioned sexism in medicine, because it’s a real issue and it feels like putting it in the same sentence as alternative medicine has trivialised it for the readers here.

Ooh yeah, I’m usually on the side of calling out sexism if I see it, but that’s just some anti-science bullshit right there. The explanation of why it’s possibly sexist doesn’t even try to make sense. Everyone needs to call out alternative medicine for just how incredibly dangerous it is. Fucking anti-vaxxers kill…

I am. Fuck alternative medicine. Fuck Dr. Oz. Fuck Gwenyth Paltrow and double fuck Alex Jones, and sideways triple fuck David Wolfe. Fuck Oprah while we’re at it. Fuck anti-vaxxers and fuck those shitty copper bracelets. Fuck magnetic soles for straightening your chi. Fuck fruit cleanses and hot sauce detoxes. Extra…

The implication here that talking shit about alternative medicine / new age nonsense is sexist is ridiculous.

I feel like such a shitty person that I didnt know Kamehameha was a real person. All this time I thought it was just a move from Dragon Ball. 

It’s sad, but I know in this trying time, we can pull together.

I tried to pump out a few good masturbation jokes, but I found myself coming up empty. 

The creatures outside looked from mouth to pumpkin, and from pumpkin to mouth, and from mouth to pumpkin again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Patrick Warburton (a.k.a. Puddy)

Oh man, that Ramba Ral fight scene... The way the stop motion is cut together with the video playing in the background is brilliant. It’s a rather clever contrivance that provides a reason for using the original audio track from the anime, and makes it possible to intercut or otherwise show the things that can’t be…

this article isn’t informative or funny. was it written in jest? little disappointed in the clickbait. 

Ten bucks a movie isn’t too bad, actually.

The one that got me was learning that Dexys Midnight Runners were named after dextroamphetamine, which is a drug people would take so they could dance all night.