Magic. Specifically, dinosaur magic.

"For starters, how can dinosaurs fight aliens without any opposable thumbs or language?"

You win for the day.

Besides the INCREDIBLY vague description of 'giant monster and robots in Japan', which can apply to literally hundreds of other things (and was by no means original when Evangelion came out), what does this have to do with Evangelion in the slightest?

I'm sorry, but...I refuse to believe I live in a world where Rob Liefeld has legitimate fans.

You have no 'context of a discussion'? Seriously? Everyone and their mother (and Rob Liefeld's mother) hates Rob Liefeld. How is that not context enough for you?

Cannot agree more. I never enjoy movies more than when I have low expectations.

I'm genuinely curious...are you unfamiliar with the concept of sarcasm?

Or for Robert Downey Jr.

That show was really, surprisingly, awesome.

I cannot support the sentiment enough.

Agreed.

I now realize how much I've wasted my childhood by not doing exactly this.

We have PMs? Go figure.

Not to argue whether I'm being a dick or not, but the article is three sentences long...is it really asking that much to expect a person to read three measly sentences?

Excuse me while I repost HALF of the damn article:

Sliders? I think you mean Kangaroo Jack...

I would have been happy with TDK if it had been an hour longer. Bring it on, TDKR.

Well-said.