And you can thank Stephen Breyer for that!

Uh, well, I, uh … the question is-is vague. You don't say what kind of candy, whether anyone is watching or, uh…  At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.

All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work…

All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work and no play makes Trey a dull boy. All work…

To be fair, we've reached a point in this country where distinguishing political satire from real life is almost impossible, as this recent non-Onion photo of Joe Biden should make clear: http://www.thedailybeast.co…

To be fair, we've reached a point in this country where distinguishing political satire from real life is almost impossible, as this recent non-Onion photo of Joe Biden should make clear: http://www.thedailybeast.co…

IIRC, the Anthologies of Interest were originally supposed to be the season finales before Fox screwed them over. I think these alt-interpretation episodes were supposed to be a trend from the beginning.

IIRC, the Anthologies of Interest were originally supposed to be the season finales before Fox screwed them over. I think these alt-interpretation episodes were supposed to be a trend from the beginning.

Interesting bit of trivia: the University of Phoenix copied their academic standards from ones first used by Belgium in the Congo.

Interesting bit of trivia: the University of Phoenix copied their academic standards from ones first used by Belgium in the Congo.

Endut! Hoch Hech!

Endut! Hoch Hech!

I'd call giving Fry a facial tattoo without the word N♂mad in it a missed opportunity.

I'd call giving Fry a facial tattoo without the word N♂mad in it a missed opportunity.

Of course it's shank or be shanked.

Of course it's shank or be shanked.

@avclub-ad45e11f2e88b8963920c79cd1d8755e:disqus Our 44th vice president's greatest rival.

Sadly, Charles Guiteau was an accomplished bear hunter…

Sadly, Charles Guiteau was an accomplished bear hunter…

Has Bender ever owned a bear?