I feel for you, homie. My first time with anal was also a hideous nightmare.

A good classic example is sex on a beach. So wonderful in your head.

I can picture it on a valentine: “Will you B(DS)Mine?”

Cue: Sade’s “Is it a Crime?”

ME. TOO. Also, Lt. Joe Kenda is the only show I really can’t stand. That character that plays the young version of him, though...lawdamercy.

You aren’t wrong. It’s just something about him.

Broads and dames are two excellent words. I use them whenever possible.

I'm not the only one that sleeps to it. The voices are so soothing eve. If it's about murder.

I don't like him.

I actually don’t like watching him either and I get the same kind of vibe, even with other shows... at times they come across as very victim blaming.

This will probably be an unpopular opinion but for all of his seeming admiration for women’s “smarts” and instincts I feel like Kenda’s an offhanded chauvinist. He doesn’t directly victim blame but I sense an undertone. I’d also bet that the hard boiled persona probably leads to the editing out of a few “broads” and…

I have no idea. But I’ve lost countless Sundays to sitting on the couch and watching every damn “Wives With Knives” or “Killer Babies”..doesn’t matter. If it’s on the ID Network..I’ll probably watch it. Same with Oxygen’s “Snapped” (my MIL loves that series).

My other go to why the fuck are you watching this?…

This is the sweetest BDSM picture I have ever seen.

So I just want to enjoy oral or occasionally anal from a woman in pigtails. Is that cliche?

Re: the illustration - the look on his face is so precious gaaaaah